>Whats Next? The Rantings of a Bellingham Child
Whats Next? The Rantings of a Bellingham Child
Thursday, December 18, 2003
 
Message of the day:Time Flies ....

News:
Saddam has been captured......trying to flee iraq posing as santa Claus.....




Wow hasnt time flown by........

well its been a little while since i lastwrote for a number of reasons...
firstly work has been very hectic....
secondly 2 weeks ago i sliced open my thumb on a glass and had to pay a visit to the ER , where i recieved xrays and 8 stitches... its healingup now and ive had the stitches removed.
Now i have caught a mild case of the Flu from the wife , who is currently sickly with it.... i m hoping mine will go very quickly...we shall see.
Had our xmas party last week, it was ok, but i find these occasions very tedious as people who are usually rude to you , suddenly become nice as pie for 4 hours...all bullshit i think , but still
i won a lovley gourmet basket, and also recieved a xmas bonus so i cant complain too much.
Looking forward to xmas, even though i only have xmas day off,get my new 30 gig mp3 player, to stop the boredom on the way to work.
Dont really have any plans for new year... its always too busy, bars are too packed , parties are dull.. proberbly just stay at home and shout at the idiots on tv.
Birthday passed on Nov 26th im now 1 year away from 30.... quite daunting i think...
Spoke to Mr Bridger via email, he has discontinued his blog... which i thought may happen to mine because of being busy.....


Anyway il try and update at least once a week.... for my benefit if any...

Wednesday, November 19, 2003
 
Message of the day:Paper , scissors, stone... none of these are good for babies to eat..

News:So current news, George W Bush is visiting the UK, hopefully he will be pelted with golf balls and eggs just like David Blaine was..except Bush wont be in a glass box, although he should be in a padded room.
I thought I was starting to get well again this week , but the pain is still there, must go back and see doctor this week......
Battlefield match tonight, yeah....lol, we are 5-0 and moving up rapidly, very cool...
christmas is coming, we like the sad people we are, put up our tree this week, it just saved alot of time waiting to do it a week when we will be more busy....
besides looks nice...lol
Michael Jackson is being investigated again for molested charges , wow what a surprise.....lol... What time does he go to bed??
when the big hand touches the little one....
Hes now going to be arrested,as an arrest warrant has been issued....

Thursday, November 13, 2003
 
Message of the day:When visiting Disneyland you can create your own game of hungry hippos by simply throwing bags of m&ms into a crowd, and watching those fat people go for them...


News:Ok again I must apologize to myself for not writing for a bit, I have been immensely busy this past week and immensely tired, and also sick.,.,.So there.
I have had a horrible sinus infection which blocked up one side of my face and made it feel all swollen.... It was nasty for me.....
Most of my time has been taken up playing bf1942 online and making my new bf video...
I've been messing around with adobe premiere and also a effects program called alamdv, the outlook of the video is very promising and should be near completion this weekend.
So I have to go out this weekend and buy clothes, its all well and good loosing weight if you have new clothes to wear, but I haven't had, so I've been walking around in tent like clothing for a while now....
Should be getting my blood tested again in the next few weeks, hopefully it should show that my cholesterol level has dropped quite a bit... We shall see....
Im onto the windows section of the A+ exam should be finished within 2 weeks, then the trial tests, and then the exam.
The wife has managed to dislocate her jaw, this is not due to me knocking her around like a ragdoll, but due to her over grinding her teeth at night,if she doesn't re set it herself within a week she will have to go back to the dentists and have it done for her....Ouch.....
So news this past week has been littered with the terror attacks in Iraq, the problem I see it to be is that this is being done by people who wish to take back their own country......Weather they are crazy or not,I don't think its our business to interfere unless they become a formidable threat, which they were not.
Monday, November 03, 2003
 
Message of the day:If theres something strange in your neighbourhood, who ya gonna call?
The Police i hope, but not sting as he will only sing to them, and play the bass....
"Every breath you take"......


News:
Ok News currently..... This weekend i have been mostly playing Battlefield 1942....he he he....Got all my new bits for my computer inclucing a new aluminium server case, and a better processor heatsink... this was due to the immense amount of heat that it was generating during the daytime.
So November is here, and its like 70 today , so doesnt feel much like winter.
I created another video on sunday frmo footage filmed at our last twl bf1942 match.
Its very cool and will be available for viewing at http://www.darkknightssquadron.com
So our friend Pete has set his wedding date which is October 2004, i have offered my services as a video producer,we shall see if he wants them or not.
Halloween passed with no little blighters begging at my door, lucky for them i guess... dont think they would want the treats i would offer them...mmmm
I was concidering dressing up in a blue sequened suit, and a toy tiger attatched to my neck..... maybe next year....

What ever happened to Chris Evans and HorseToothed Billy thats what i want to know.... answers on a postcard or xmas card....

Monday, October 27, 2003
 
Message of the day:When visiting foreign 3rd world countries, always carry with you a piece of copper tubing, if someone attempts to rob you , you can pass this off as a rod of gold, and the robber will be most pleased, and not slit your throat.

News:
Another week starts, hopefully I can post a little more this week , as the past week or so has been most busy.....
Comedy news of the day was in Cambridge England , where a group of likely lads tied a hamster to a firework and launched it to high heaven, slightly cruel, but the comedy of the stunt over rules the cruelty... We scored it 6 out of 10.


Also a man who was knifed in the forehead but survived was angry today as his attacker was given just a mere 2 yrs in prison......I agree this is most lame...Either 10 yrs or the guy gets to sever his nuts off with the same blunt penknife...

Saturday I finally bought a new winter coat from French connection, very nice , however I think I shall wear my old one into the ground first....
Fran bought a new coat as well $300, however this is a burberry raincoat , that was reduced from $750.
On the way back from the mall, I witnessed a new audi cut off a guy in a mitsubishi, the guy in the mitsubishi was reeling with anger, he starts beeping his horn and driving up close to the audi, then he swerves into the next lane , overtakes the audi and gets in front of it, he then slams his brakes on back and forth.... I was laughing , the guy in the audi must have been shitting himself....
Also bought myself a new computer case, as my computer has been overheating in the old one,so I figured before I blow it all up , I best try and find a way of cooling it.
So Halloween will be here by the end of the week, what joy.....Not
I'm glad I haven't had to go to any Halloween parties here so far, the costumes here are really geeky and lame......
check some of these out......

California is on fire at the moment, an estimated 600 homes have burned down so far....
More bombings in Iraq kill an estimated 30 people....
Half way through my exam cram for A + now, doing well , only got 1 question wrong out of 40, so hopefully can take the test after this course....

Wednesday, October 22, 2003
 
Message of the day:Let me check your colon , just to be sure...


News:
So news this week, former Allo Allo star Gordon Kaye admitted he had been through some rough times lately,


Burt Reynolds co star in the Cannnonball run movies Jack Elam died this week.


The surreal life returns with another cast of misfits, this time bringing in Ron Jeremy the famous porn star,
Tammy Faye Messner the former televangelist's wife and the porn king will live in the house and act as hosts for 11 days. They'll have four other roommates: rapper Vanilla Ice, "CHiPs" actor Erik Estrada, former "Baywatch" actress Traci Bingham and "Real World: Las Vegas" cast member Trishelle. They'll also have a celebrity guest move in each week on the reality show, which began shooting Monday...
Should be fun......

So last night I went to the supermarket stop and shop to get my weekly groceries, the place is a bit of a dump to say the least , but it serves its purpose... The problem I have with it is that they employ Special needs people.....
Now I agree special needs people need jobs too, but I don't want some fucker dribbling all over my lettuce...
what's amusing is when you tell them you don't want them to pack your bags, they seem shocked and all confused..
they don't know what to do....LOL....
Its like where all of the Downs Syndrome people of the community congregate... I don't know, the world is turning very strange...


Bridger appeared again this week, said that he had been working on bringing puppets back into the mainstream and was trying to resurrect EMU, however he was unable to prize him from the dead fist of Rod Hull.
I know know what MHZ means on a computer monitor......God I'm special...LOL

Halloween will soon be here , lots of kids banging on the door " Trick or Treat, give us something good to eat!"
I'm gonna give them tins of fruit... Cant wait to see their faces...If not I may give them a coconut or a bag of sugar...
However if I'm really mean I might give them empty M&M bags...
The drooling will be swiftly followed by disappointment...



Monday, October 20, 2003
 
Message of the day:When winter comes wear gloves, youl be glad i told you....dont wear mittens however,
have you ever seen a crab try to pick up a cup of coffee?? very dangerous....


News:
So i have been excessivly busy this week so i have not been able to post for one reason or another....
This weekend was such a relaxing time....
So Pete from Long Island got engaged this week, Pete is a friend of ours, origonally of the wifes from college,he is a school teacher as well.Went to dinner with him on Saturday, and then went home and played in my second bf1942 clan match which was cool...we won again so we move up the ladder into 39th....we have challenged a team in 37th spot , so if we beat them then we will be 37th...
Theres not been that much news from last week really, a ferry boat from staten island crashed and killed 10 people.
England drew thier european championship game with turkey, so that put them top of thier group and have sent them straight into the european championships.
My Italy trip may be on hold due to some probs with when i will get my greencard, looks like i might not get it til august which will be a fucker.....
Fran has some new Martha Stewart books for xmas decorating, so im sure she will be buying lots of handicrafts soon, to indulge herself.
Went to Ihop on sunday for some french crepes..mmmm . abreak from my diet for a morning... although ive lost 26lb so far, thats like triplets...lol
David blaine ermerged from his glass hovel, and said "Ughhhhh" as he was taken to hospital for malnutrition....
However people in Ethiopa are shouting "Lamer" and "Pathetic" as his attempt doesnt even come close to thier abilities....

Finally a student tried to show airline authorities how lapse secruity is, by smuggling box cutters and playdough onto 2 seperate flights...
He has to appear in court as his use of orange playdough was concidered a wild and dangerous act....
However the student pictured below, was remanded in custody by the FBI for being "to ugly to fly anyway"...

Anyway will catch up on more news tommorow......
Friday, October 10, 2003
 
Message of the day:Railway Sleepers are not for sleeping on


News:
Today is Friday...Car is playing up today, radio has gone dead fro some reason, I surmised its either a blown fuse or loose wire, however the wife is taking it in, so it proberbly gonna cost like $100.....

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Vice President Dick Cheney said Friday that terrorists are "doing everything they can" to get weapons of mass destruction that could kill hundreds of thousands of Americans "in a single day of horror."
However no one seems to be scared of the proposed Barry Manilow concert which draws a bigger fear from me....
Shopping tomorrow for clothes......Its becoming winter again...
Columbus day on Monday celebrating the cut throat Italian pirate who landed in Miami and sold crack to the natives....
Brother Robert's failure with the ladies continued this week to an all time low, when he went "Pub Fishing"
This entailed letting out his maggot, and hoping something would swallow it...

Sadly he was barred from the premises....




Memories:
School Journeys and trips were proberbly some of the funniest times I remember from Primary School, they make the biggest impression on you.
There are 3 trips that stand out in my head from Primary School, 2 were trips that we went away for, and the last was a trip the the Theme Park Thorpe Park.
The Thorpe Park trip however was just a day, and to be honest except for a few photos that I have from the day, I don't remember to much of it.
the first of the away trips that we went on was to the Arethusa camp.
This was like a large activity centre with dormitory rooms.
There are really two situations that I think back to from this trip, firstly Tracy Edwards flashing her flange to the boys in the gym as we sipped cocoa before bedtime...Very bizarre.
The second incident started at night around 3 in the morning,this involved a boy named Michael Muir , and his belief that his Dead father had entered his dormitory room and started tugging at his legs.....Supposedly trying to drag him away, This kind of disturbed the other 3 boys in the room with him, one of the Teachers came and tried to calm them down , however they all stayed up most of the night due to the fear of Michaels dead dad coming back.....
So the next morning,the talk was of the dead dad was circulating amongst all the kids, the fear was , was that we had one more night there , and creepy dad would come back to get more of them...
Now I had spent some of the year reading my grandfathers books on witchcraft and the paranormal.... So it was my surgestion that we perform " An Exorcism "
So there we were 12 of us in this room, all standing in a circle, eyes closed , asking the spirit to leave....
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I knew it was bullshit, and maybe some of the others did, but it was funny to see some of the more gullible ones fall for the whole charade....
It was kind of like the trick you perform where , crowd participation is the key to getting the emotion of the occasion to an intense level, so there we were chanting away, crucifix in one hand....lade da de da....
At the point that I thought it would be funny to pretend that I felt the spirit in the room,
caused the end of the show... This was due to Daniel Hellier throwing up into the the bin......A somewhat tense Daniel had become so overwhelmed that he lost bodily functions and vomited....lol
Im still convinced to this day that the vomit vanquished the spirit.
The other trip we went on was to a place called the devils punchbowl , this was again in wooden dormitory's , however this time there waqs just boys one and a girls one.
We spent most of the weekend walking, doing craft things and stuff.... A sort of back to nature weekend.
Other time there was spent fighting one of the rival schools on the camp, we never met them before , but we knew we didn't like them....
I vividly remember Ediie Power fighting one child with Logs that must have been longer than themselves and heavier.... It was like star wars on crack...
School trips always involved the teachers telling the children ghost stories, this would be to put the fear of god into them, to stop them getting out of bed at night..
The one for this trip involved blood sucking moths, that bit you, and you intern would metamorphisise into a moth or something like that.
The teachers then went round in the night placing red pen bite marks on some of the kids, the same kids then panicked most of the second day , thinking that they were going to be changing...
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Thursday, October 09, 2003
 
Message of the day:Papa was a rolling stone, mama was a groupie..........
........And Uncle Jo was a Kiddie Fiddler



News:
Today a new edition of Monopoly has been released called Ghettopoly, this is based in the Ghetto where stealing and cheating and acquiring crack houses will be your aim....

Nothing else to report.......
Scotty out...
Wednesday, October 08, 2003
 
Message of the day:Remember Tigers Bite!

News:
Ok its already Wednesday and I haven't written at all this week, this is due to 2 things, firstly I was off on Monday due to the Jewish Holiday....Praise those Jews...
And secondly Tuesday was chaotic with the amount of work to catch up on, so now its Wednesday already...The advantage being that its pay day today.....
Top news is German Loon Roy from the outrageously homosexual due " Siegfried and Roy", was mailed live on stage in Vegas, he was heard screaming as the Tiger dragged him off stage by the throat, however the audience believed it was only part of the show,"Help me Siegfried "he would scream,"Ze Tiger haz gottun me by de neck"Siegfried hit the tiger on the head several times with the microphone to make it let go, but this made the tiger more angry.
I did however wonder why Roys only defense against man eating tigers was a mic?

So last night my man Arnie won the California election..... The first thing he is going to impose is regulatory "Posedowns" for everyone on a month by month basis, this will hopefully shame all the fat people into getting healthy , thereby cutting insurance costs for hospital and physician visits and therefore can cut back on taxes......hes so clever...hooray

Today seems like its going to be as crazy as the last few days, so I'm not looking forward to it...
So we had the 50th party on Sunday, which was ok, and then on Monday I did very little....
I now have my Exam books for A+ and Network + so ill spend the next month reading and taking the book exams to prepare me for the real thing, seeing as the real thing costs $130 per exam , so I have no intention of failing it....
Bridger I believe has given up on his blog, he has disappeared ,proberbly recruited into the IRA....He will be on the news in weeks to come after being arrested for attempting to blow up Hamleys....
Going shopping this weekend to buy winter clothes as its getting cold here real fast....
Crazy man on the train this morning talking to no one through the windows of the front carriage doors, he kept laughing to himself and talking to imaginary friends everytime the doors opened... He looked just like grizzly adams....


Gotta love this as a comedy website, I am gonna dress my dog up as snow white

....http://www.buycostumes.com/productdetail.aspx?productid=11437.

Comedy news involves a teacher from Morocco as reported on CNN that threw 2 of her students out of the first floor window for failing to be quiet.
Both children suffered injuries......

In Palestine just in time for Xmas they have released the "Razane" doll, dubbed "Suicide Shaziam", she comes with her own exploding Volkswagen Beetle, Bomb strapped undershirt, and mini Holy Koran.
Other accessories include a Pack Mule and removable limbs, she comes with a set of Israeli Military disguises.


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